Jim Carrey knows that misery loves company, so why not lash out on others' misfortune to deal with his recent split from Jenny McCarthy? First on his chopping block was Elin Woods, Tiger Woods' wife.
On Friday, he posted a series of Tweets stating that Woods owes nothing to anyone, and that the world should check its "collective ego and let the man play golf."
Carrey continued his sport commentary posting:
"If you really wanna see sexual disfunction get 2 know your favorite basketball star! Curling is the only safe sport 4 a married man! d;^'"
After taking a dig at the entire NBA, he then focused his attention on Elin, writing:
"No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)"
The comedian-turned-sports-commentator later said that he was told to tone down his tweets, adding a scoffing post about eating an uncontroversial peanut butter sandwich and an acceptable glass of milk. The intentionally blasé post was quickly followed with him Tweeting:
"…then I was sexually assaulted by Ben Roethlisberger! I can't be certain but it sure looked like him! Good thing I'm a Steelers fan! ;^B"
Ace Ventura is taking the gloves off.