Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood did that on Wednesday night at the Country Music Awards, when they offered up the following little ditty to Woods and Brett Favre:
"Well, she caught Tiger with some tail it's plain to see,
Brett Favre's taking up photography.
Is it me or have pro sports gone straight to hell,
Ever since they caught Old Tiger with some tail?"
Check out the video on Gawker to make sure you're singing along in the right pitch.
Think you can write a better four-line song about Tiger Woods and Brett Favre? Leave yours in the comments section.
"[Kevin Garnett is] a very mean guy. Where's the love? None at all. [He's] ugly, too."
–Bulls forward Joakim Noah, in an example of the pot calling the kettle black
I honestly have no idea what this guy's point is, but you know what? He's passionate about it.
"THAT'S AN DAMN SHAME WHEN YOU GOT TO PUT MONEY ON AN MAN TO GET TO SCHOOL NOTICED TO BE AN TOP PLAYER. AN GO SOME WHERE ELSE AN DO THE SAME THING. DAMN THAT'S BAD. AN WHEN YOUR DADDY AN PREACHER MAN TO. THAT'S SAYING A LOT THERE. THAT SHOWS WHO'S BOSS THERE."
By now, you've probably seen Ilya Kovalchuk's epic fail during Wednesday night's shootout … but you haven't seen it from the fans' perspective. Clearly, this is why the Devils ponied up $100 million for this guy.