This is our chance to hand out some midseason awards for the Red Sox and pay tribute to their solid first half. Yes, we know they still have one game to go to reach the actual halfway mark, but the room came cheap a day early.
Without further ado, here are your award winners. We would have a B-list celebrity out to introduce each one, but there's a $160 million payroll to think about. Let's just list them and go home.