Nobody likes Sean Avery. Not even the law.
The Rangers' pest was arrested Friday morning at his house in Los Angeles, according to TMZ.com. The report says that police officers showed up at Avery's house to break up a loud party.
"When police arrived at about 1 a.m., we're told Avery answered the door … then shoved a cop and slammed the door behind him," the report says.
Avery's reportedly being held on $20,000 bail. Think anyone in the NHL will bail him out?
Do you at least give Sean Avery credit for finally shoving someone? Normally, he just turtles.
"I don't want to confuse swagger with overconfidence. … I do believe that there is a little something extra right now."
–Jets lineman Matt Slauson, who was so bad last year that the world got to see his coaches having fits on Hard Knocks while watching his tape, speaking confidently to the New York Post
Amazingly, Jacoby Ellsbury somehow didn't have a walk-off hit on Thursday night. What a slacker.
Ha. He fell down. Don't you see what's funny about that? Falling over = funny. Every time.