Delonte West really needs a full-time beat writer dedicated solely to covering his daily life. Without any actual games going on, West's schenanigans are the most interesting NBA-related news during the lockout.
The latest proof of this came Monday when the free agent guard tweeted that he had purchased a white 1994 Ford Bronco, "O.J. Simpson style," for no discernible reason.
The only thing about this situation that wasn't unusual was that the 17-year-old domestic SUV immediately broke down. West proceeded to push it to a gas station.
Don't worry. There's a photo of that, which you can see below.
Two pieces of good news came out of this. First, West did fill up and went on his merry way. Second, the Bronco won't stay white for long; West is taking suggestions for a new color.