Topless Basketball League Lands Spud Webb as Head Coach of New York Team

by Michael Hurley on Tue, Nov 29, 2011 at 4:36PM

Good news, all you diehard fans of the new topless basketball league. Spud Webb has signed on to coach!

The former NBA star known for his small stature will soon be known for his ability to guide strippers up and down the court, the league announced Tuesday.

The league is Rick’s Basketball Association, and it was originally formed in order to fill the void left by the NBA lockout. Though that lockout appears to have been solved, with basketball slated to resume on Dec. 25, the topless league will live on.

“Of course we are happy the NBA is coming back in December — they are some of our best customers,” Gianna, a young woman with no given last name, said in a league statement. “We’ll play ’til the NBA season starts because our fans and customers want it.”

Webb will coach the New York team in the league, which will compete with a team from Miami and another from Minneapolis. The 5-foot-7 Webb has high hopes for his players — one of whom looks tall enough to dunk.

“These ladies are fabulous and have obvious talents and skills,” Webb said. “I can’t think of a better way to entertain long-suffering NBA fans.”

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