Salem Witches Cast Spells on Tim Tebow to Ensure Patriots Beat Broncos

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Jan 13, 2012

If the Denver Broncos have God on their side thanks to Tim Tebow, the Patriots have the infamous Salem witches to plead their case.

The Tebow obsession continues since the upset win over the Pittsburgh Steelers in the wild card round. With a win on Saturday, the Broncos would become the first team without a winning record to advance to the conference championship.

Patriots fans don't want to be on the wrong side of history, and while they may have faith in Tom
Brady (who is a game away from setting a playoff win record with one team) and the offense, some want to take their fortune in their own hands.

The Salem Witches, popularized by the Arthur Miller play and one of the biggest attractions in New England, are preparing various spells to bring a victory to New England.

According to the Boston Herald, two sisters, Lorelei and Lori Bruno, want to join all the positive forces in the universe and harness them towards Brady and the Patriots. They made it clear they are not putting any hexes on Tebow, though.

The witches prepared their spells for Friday the 13th to get all the magic possible to ensure a victory for their team.

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