Dyrell Roberts broke one of life’s fundamental rules on Saturday. He ran with scissors.
Roberts’ blatant disregard for societal norms actually occurred on the gridiron, as the Virginia Tech wide receiver discovered a pair of scissors during the first quarter of the Hokies’ game against North Carolina.
Roberts picked up the scissors and quickly tried to get the officials’ attention while the Tar Heels lined up for a play. The refs at first didn’t recognize Roberts’ efforts, though, leaving us wondering what would have happened had Roberts played a down with the scissors in his hand. Clearly, that would have been a little on the dangerous side, but hey, he still decided to push the envelope of what’s socially acceptable by jogging the scissors over to the sideline.
What’s next, Dyrell? Playing ball in the house?
Check out the strange scissor discovery in the video below.