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Aaron Rodgers Spends Offseason Sending Bizarre Tweets About Cowboys, Shrimp

There’s always the possibility that Aaron Rodgers‘ Twitter account has been “hacked,” but if not, the Packers’ quarterback is starting his offseason by tweeting some bizarre thoughts.

Rodgers and the Packers were knocked out of the playoffs last week by the 49ers, but he was busy this Saturday night tweeting his favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey quotes about cowboys.

I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp......

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Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) January 20, 2013

....That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science?

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Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) January 20, 2013

You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle.....

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Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) January 20, 2013

....don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while. It's their way of letting off stress.

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Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) January 20, 2013

Before Saturday, Rodgers hadn’t tweeted since Aug. 6. He announced his return to Twitter, and then answered some fan questions earlier in the day.

Good to be back with all of you in Twitter land! Thanks to all of our amazing Packer Fans for your continued support this year, we love you!

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Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) January 19, 2013

We’ll wait and see if the tweets get deleted or if Rodgers cries “hacked.” But if not, it may be worth adding the quarterback to your Twitter feed if he stays this entertaining.