At this rate, the NESN.com NFL picks will disappear by Week 5.
Things did not go so well for either NESN.com senior associate editor John Beattie or senior assistant editor Mike Cole in the first week of the regular season, but that’s to be expected. Not because the games were that wildly unpredictable, but we’re probably just really not good at this.
That’s not going to to stop us from making our picks — for now, at least.
See all of Week 2’s picks below.
Why: Gotta like the Pats in the home opener in front of a national audience — especially after a shaky win last week. Brady has few options on offense but that’s (almost) never stopped him before. It’s going to be a wild one but I’ll take the home team by two TDs. -JB
Why: I was so incredibly impressed with the Eagles’ offense last week to the point that I’m probably biting a little too hard on this spread. However, the Eagles are playing their home opener and the Chargers are coming to the Eastern time zone on a really short week after playing the late Monday night game. They’re up against it. -MC
Why: Weeden and Richardson didn’t do much against Miami last week and Rice likes to run wild against the Brownies. -JB
Why: This line sucks. The Texans are a box of chocolates, and the Titans are coming off a road win, but I think Houston comes out looking for a better, full-game effort, so let’s go with them, even if it is a 10-point spread. -MC
Why: Miami struggled with the run last week (20 yards?!) and if Indy can keep Wake away from Luck they should roll. -JB
Why: I’m going against the Bills until Doug Marrone can prove he knows how a clock works. -MC
Why: Atlanta jumped out to 10 first-quarter points in Nola last week before fading. That won’t happen at home despite the Rams picking up four sacks against Palmer and the Cards last week. Also: Steven Jackson. -JB
Why: Seems hard to believe that Robert Griffin III will look much better, especially on a short week. Every time he steps out of the pocket he looks ready to disintegrate. Clay Matthews knows that. -MC
Why: Kansas City looked good against the Jags, (insert joke here), but that won’t be enough to top the Boys, who almost cracked 40 against the GMen last week. -JB
Why: The Vikings gave up 357 yards through the air last week, which might be just enough to get Jay Cutler excited for the first time in his entire life. -MC
Why: Tampa sure looked shaky in NY in week 1. Could be a blood bath if Brees is flingin’. -JB
Why: I don’t get this line at all. That’s usually a bad thing, but we’ll go with the Lions. -MC
Why: As much as you may hate to see Oakland play well, they could be an exciting team to watch this year. They’re also playing the Jags so this one could break 60. -JB
Why: Peyton and Co. put a hurtin’ on the defending Super Bowl champs last week, and there’s no reason to believe they can’t get on a roll to open the season. Also, Brandon Jacobs is not the Giants’ savior.
Why: Safe bet — Niners every week when its less than a TD. Seattle managed just 12 points at Carolina and Kaepernick is looking so good he could put up 12 points in his first series.
Why: This feels dumb. But then again, I am dumb. -MC