Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett wins the award for “strangest analogy to describe Super Bowl XLVIII.”
Bennett compared the Super Bowl media experience to being in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.
“It’s like being in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory,” Bennett said on Monday. “All I see are cameras, lights and chocolates.”
When asked to clarify, Bennett said there are a lot of “chocolate ladies” around.
So, basically, regardless of the outcome of Sunday’s game, Bennett has already won the Super Bowl.