Roy Hibbert is for sale, and he’s on an incredible discount.
The people at Page Q Sports made up a fake Amazon page for the slumping Indiana Pacers center, who has scored just 17 points in the team’s last five games and was a big part of their 101-93 Game 1 loss to the Atlanta Hawks.
The photoshopped page advertises a “7-2 NBA Center In Bizarre Decline” and was posted by a certain “L. Bird.” Some of the description includes that Hibbert is “the perfect center for your tanking NBA franchise” and an “incredible illusionist.” He’s listed at $143,000, which would be a 99 percent discount from the $14.3 million he’s making this season.
Check out the Indianapolis Star’s photo of the page below.
IndyStar Sports (@IndyStarSports) April 22, 2014