The Internet can thank Michael Sam for the endless supply of free drinks that are coming our way.
One poor man who goes by @SquareKnight on Twitter sent out a harmless text hours before the St. Louis Rams-Cleveland Browns preseason game Saturday night, predicting something so great that it could never actually happen — right?
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Wrong. The Rams’ rookie defensive end sacked Johnny Manziel during the fourth quarter only to follow it up with Johnny Football’s trademark celebration. It actually happened and it didn’t take long for our poor pal to realize what this meant for him.
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Fortunately, he seems to be a pretty decent dude and in lieu of buying drinks for everyone from now until forever, he’s offering to donate money to one of Sam’s favorite charities.
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But in the meantime, we’ll take a vodka soda.
Photo via Twitter/@NYDailyNews
