If you’re sick of the stupid American presidential election which has pitted two terrible candidates against each other, you’re not alone. Fortunately, the powers that be have granted us with the best option yet: Ric Flair.
That’s right — the jet flying, limousine riding, kiss stealing, wheeling, dealing 16-time world champion has announced his bid for the White House. His campaign platform? “Make America WOOOOO Again.”
We dig it.
For those unfamiliar, that’s rapper Waka Flocka Flame with him in the video. You might be familiar with Waka from his hit song “No Hands.”
As Waka explains in the video above, he announced his candidacy for president earlier this year, but the 30-year-old later was informed that he is too young to become president. So he took a backseat for the Commander in Chief position and instead opted to endorse The Nature Boy.
And if you think they’re kidding, you clearly haven’t been to their website (www.flairflame2016.com) where you can buy promotional t-shirts, hats, coffee mugs and phone cases.
We don’t have the heart to tell Mr. Flame that he’s not old enough to be vice president, either, but who cares? No one else is playing by contemporary rules in this election, anyway.
It’s time to “Make America WOOOO Again.” And it’s time to do it with Flair.
Thumbnail photo via Twitter/@WakaFlocka
h/t to With Spandex