Clemson’s Absurd New Football Facility Will Have A Slide, Because Why Not?

by abournenesn

Dec 14, 2016

In the alternate universe of college football facilities, no measures are too extreme or bizarre.

So, when Clemson saw an opportunity to put a piece of playground equipment in its extravagant new facility, the obvious answer was “yes.”

The Tigers are working on a new “football operations center” that’s set to open Feb. 1 and reportedly cost $55 million. The lavish complex includes your standard fare for Division 1 schools — a massive weight room; unnecessary amenities like an indoor golf simulator and a laser tag course — but it also will come with a slide.

Yes, a slide.

We suppose that’s more fun than taking the stairs.

There also will be a sand volleyball court and a fire pit in the adjacent “outdoor village,” meaning Clemson players can go into full little kid mode by playing in the sand after they go down the slide.

Here’s a video rendering of the facility, slide included:

Head coach Dabo Swinney probably hopes the slide isn’t a metaphor for his program, which earned the No. 2 seed in the College Football Playoff and will face No. 3 Ohio State in the national semifinal.

Click to see Oregon’s insane $68 million football facility >>

Thumbnail photo via Logan Bowles/USA TODAY Sports Images

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