Soccer Coach Rips Team In Funny Deadpan Interview After 20-5 Loss To 100 Kids

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Jul 17, 2017

John Robertson is in midseason form, but the InvernessĀ Caledonian Thistle players over whom he presides aren’t.

The Inverness manager ripped his team in a mock postgame interview last Thursday following their 20-5 loss to 100 local schoolchildren. Robertson said all the right things manager normally say to reporters in the aftermath of a heavy defeat. How he managed to keep track of his math also is impressive.

ā€œWe pride ourselves on our team shape and discipline, and today it just didnā€™t happen,” Robertson said.

ā€œI said to the players that when youā€™re defending you must show the players into the wide areas and we just allowed all 37 of their forwards to rush through the middle.

ā€œItā€™s unacceptable. We have to get back on the training ground tomorrow and make sure it doesnā€™t happen again. Iā€™m sorry, to concede 20 goals to any team is not on.

ā€œI must admit, we had them watched. And we were sure they were going to play a 50-25-25 formation, but they didnā€™t, they played the opposite. They played a 30-30-40 and it caught us out.ā€

Robertson and Inverness should enjoy the preseason fun and games as much as they can now. They’ll kick off their Scottish Championship (second division) season Aug. 5. against Dundee United.

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