Chris Berman’s Top 50 Sports Nicknames


Chris Berman is being heavily pursued by the NFL Network, according to The Big Lead, but will Boomer ever leave ESPN?

According to the report, Berman's contract with ESPN is going to expire in May, so thought it was a good time to put together 50 of his greatest sports nicknames:

Eddie Eat, Drink and Be Murray
Scott Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius
Carlos One if by Land, Two if Baerga
Bernard Innocent Until Proven Gilkey
Steve Poison Avery
Jesus Skip To My Alou
Chris One Bad Ma'afalla
Al Cigarette Leiter
Ozzie Like A Virgil
Rick See Ya Later Aguilera
Amani It's Not A Toomer
Brook Jacoby Wan Kenobi
John I Am Not a Kruk
Nomar Mr. Nice Guy Garciaparra
Jeff Brown Paper Bagwell
Mike You're in Good Hands With Allstott
Carlos Daylight Come and Delgado Go Home
Damion It Don't Come Easley
Jerome You Better You Better You Bettis
Eric Sleeping With Bienemy
Andre Bad Moon Rison
Chuck New Kids on Knoblauch
Sammy Say it Ain't Sosa
Jim Home Sweet Thome
Tom Heard it Through the Glavine
Juan Re Encarnacion
Roberto Remember the Alomar
Jay Ferris Buhner
Todd Highway to Helton
Todd Smack Crackle VanPoppel
Harold Growing Baines
Bobby Bad To the Bonilla
Tom Cotton Candiotti
John Holy Moses
Jon Kitna Kaboodle
Jim Washer and Dwyer
Bruce Eggs Benedict
Bert Be Home Blyleven
LaMarr Where Does it Hoyt
Lance You Sunk My Blankenship
Barry U.S. Bonds
Shawn Boot Kemp
Octavio Shh Dotel
Jermaine Live And Let Dye
Todd Which Hand Does He Frohwirth
Erik Look, Mom, No Hanson
David Supreme Court Justice
Hideo Ain't Gonna Work On Maggie's Farm Nomo
C.C. Splish Splash I Was Taking Sabathia
Miguel Tejada They Come, Tejada They Fall

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