The long, national nightmare is over. Chad Ochocinco is back on Twitter after a two-and-a-half week layoff. Breathe easy, folks.
While that is welcome news to the 2.87 million followers of the Patriots' wideout, it may not be the same Ochocinco from before. This Ochocinco deletes his tweets.
The receiver offered a glimpse into his personal past before thinking better of it and hitting the trash can icon.
"If I'm on [your] fantasy team don't trade me," Ochocinco wrote. "I always start slow, I didn't lose my virginity until my senior yr. I kept trying so stick with me."
Unfortunately, sites like "Undetweetable" and "Tweleted" no longer work, but when you have millions of followers, nothing you say goes unnoticed, no matter how quickly you delete it.
On his first day back on Twitter, Ochocinco was also quick to poke fun at himself for his infamous dropped pass in Buffalo.
"Ok I can finally tweet again," he wrote. "What have I missed the past 2 weeks besides that [expletive] pass n Buffalo?"
Do you think someone made Ochocinco delete the tweet or that he thought better of it?
''I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie Drive. As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, 'I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger.'''
–Famed hot dog thrower Brandon Kelly, making the greatest comment in the history of mankind
That's pretty funny.
Goal of the night. Wow.
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