Who wouldn't want to go to IHOP with Chad Ochocinco?

Well, apparently seven of the wide receiver's neighbors.

Ochocinco tweeted Saturday morning that he was going to wake each of his neighbors up and invite them to IHOP for some breakfast. The results weren't exactly what he was hoping for, though, as he failed to find a companion amongst his neighbors for the early-morning trip.

Even teammate Brandon Spikes wouldn't tag along. The lack of interest probably stems from the fact that Ochocinco's generous offer came at 5:30 a.m.

Oh well. Maybe next time, Chad.

Chad Ochocinco Invites Neighbors to IHOP at 5:30 a.m., But Gets Brushed Aside