Someone passed gas and they're not owning up to it.
Four players could be seen covering their noses on the Heat bench during Thursday's Miami-Chicago game, and Shaquille O'Neal wasn't about to let it go unnoticed.
Shaq called out the culprit during the TNT postgame show, saying that farting on the bench is something you simply can't do. And you know what? He's right.
You have to figure the amount of sweat unleashed over the course of a game is enough, so passing some gas only adds to the stench problem. It's close quarters on the bench, and one would hope that most players have the courtesy to hold it in for a few hours.
Old Glory draped over the Green Monster never gets old.
I feel like I'm still in the parade.
–Pedro Martinez upon returning for Fenway Park's 100th anniversary celebration on Friday
Key word is "seems."
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