When he’s not ripping line drives, Dustin Pedroia is rattling off head-scratching one-liners.

The Red Sox second baseman’s “friends” over at Vita Coco decided to gather a handful of celebrities and athletes to mock the team’s most colorful guy. Among those using some of the Muddy Chicken’s famous lines are Ken Casey, Jenny Dell, Alex Rodriguez, Maria Menounos and Zoltan Mesko.

Check out the video below.