Around 2:30 Saturday morning, Burgess was leaving a bar in Baton Rouge — strike one — when he jumped behind the wheel of an idling truck — strikes two through ten. He proceeded to drive the truck away from the bar, even though there was a woman in the passenger seat. As if anyone thought Burgess would practice defensive driving at this point, he sideswiped nine parked cars on his joyride.
And a joyride was exactly what Burgess was looking for — when questioned by police, he said he “wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.”
That’s like a two-star wanted level and he still got caught. Amateur.
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This Texas A&M “Ken” doll will in no way steal your soul.
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This Raiders fan will absolutely steal your soul. [tweet https://twitter.com/Lana/status/382338363333701632 align=’center’]
Soft hands, happy feet, Schefter.
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