Russia Hockey Coach Tells Media ‘Eat Me’ After Olympic Loss To Finland

by abournenesn

Feb 19, 2014

BilyaletdinovThe Russian men’s hockey team was eliminated from medal contention Wednesday when Finland topped the hosts 3-1 at the 2014 Winter Olympics.

Head coach Zinetula Bilyaletdinov might have an uncomfortable meeting with Russian president Vladimir Putin coming up, but he first had to get past the Russian media — a meeting that didn’t go very smoothly (with thanks to The Wall Street Journal for transcribing).

Question: Is this a catastrophe?

Bilyaletdinov: This has certainly been an unsuccessful appearance.

Q: [Inaudible]

Bilyaletdinov: Let’s not play with words. I told you, we were unsuccessful. Call it what you will.

Q: Mr. Bilyaletdinov, in what way, exactly, do you see yourself at fault for what happened? What would you have done differently if you could turn back the clock? Maybe you should have played [Alexander] Ovechkin and [Evgeni] Malkin on separate lines?… Did you want to try this, and if so, why didn’t you?

Bilyaletdinov: I don’t want to talk about this now. I’m at fault for everything. I didn’t fulfill the task before me.

Q: What do you have to say to the fans? Twelve-thousand (fans) came to this match, and many more watched on television.

Bilyaletdinov: I apologize to the fans for this result. We were unsuccessful, and the expectations were totally different.

Question (in a media scrum following the press conference): You said that the analysis will come later. But what mistakes can you talk about now?

Bilyaletdinov: There were individual mistakes. That’s why we couldn’t affect the result even though we had twice as many chances as the opponents. We just couldn’t score.

Q: What future, if any, do you see for your own work and for your coaching staff? Because, you know, your predecessor was eaten alive after the Olympics–

Bilyaletdinov: Well then, eat me alive right now–

Q: No, I mean–

Bilyaletdinov: Eat me, and I won’t be here anymore.

Q: But we have the world championship coming up.

Bilyaletdinov: Well then, there will be a different coach, because I won’t exist anymore, since you will have eaten me.

Q: But you’re staying, aren’t you?

Bilyaletdinov: Yes, I will remain living.

Photo via Twitter/@stefanenkon

Previous Article

New York Rangers’ Mats Zuccarello Returns From Olympics With Fractured Hand

Next Article

David Ortiz On Contract Extension With Red Sox: ‘I Think We’re Going To Be Fine’

Picked For You