Oregon’s 2014 Football Season Tickets Will Be Scratch And Sniff (Photo)

Oregon football will stink this season.

Wait, let us clarify: Oregon football tickets will stink this season.

The Oregon Duck Tickets Twitter account tweeted Wednesday that season tickets for the 2014 campaign will be — no joke — scratch and sniff.

That’s right, a strong odor of Carl’s Jr. hamburgers will emanate from Autzen Stadium this fall. Is that kind of gross or kind of cool? We’re not exactly sure.

We were certain, however, that it wouldn’t take long for someone to swoop in with a Stanford chirp.

The Cardinal have been Oregon’s kryptonite, knocking off undefeated Ducks squads in each of the last two seasons.

Thumbnail photo via USA Today Sports Images

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