Michael Jordan does not have hair. If he did have hair, though, he would look weird.
So would Bruce Willis, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and a bunch of other celebrities whose skulls we’ve just gotten used to seeing.
The great fear of all men (and women) is that they will eventually lose their hair. It’s a fair concern; having hair is preferable to not having hair, as a general rule.
But as the above mockups show, sometimes embracing the bald pate is just the better move. As our granddaddy once told us, “Better to be bald than creepy.”
Wise words, grandpa. Wise words indeed.
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