Von Miller Says Broncos Have ‘Fart Tax,’ Believes He’s Been Fined The Most

by NESN Staff

June 5, 2015

Von Miller has broken the rules a number of times, but his latest infraction really stinks.

The Denver Broncos linebacker is back at organized team activities after an All-Pro season in 2014. After a recent session, though, Miller let it slip to the Denver Post’s Nicki Jhabvala that a certain habit has taken some significant air out of his wallet.

[tweet https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/606172381346807808 align=’center’]

Yes, the Broncos have a Fart Tax, and Miller is a frequent offender. When asked to expand, however, the 26-year-old didn’t hold his feelings in.

[tweet https://twitter.com/NickiJhabvala/status/606190525759131648 align=’center’]

We feel for Miller a bit here, as it’s clear his farts don’t have nefarious intentions. Still, it’s hard to blame the Broncos for policing the issue in an effort to keep the gas leaks to a minimum.

On the bright side, at least Miller hasn’t done this yet.

Thumbnail photo via Chris Humphreys/USA TODAY Sports Images

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