Think Rob Gronkowski has had a crazy offseason? Just wait until you see what he has in store for next year.
The New England Patriots tight end is planning ahead, announcing in early June that he and the family will host a three-day blowout party on a cruise ship to the Bahamas.
On Tuesday, Gronk followed up on this amazing news by appearing in a YouTube video to promote “Gronk’s Party Ship.” Whatever image you have in your head of Gronkowski pumping up a cruise ship party to the Bahamas, it’s 100 percent accurate.
If you’ll excuse us, we’re going to go ahead and reserve our spots on “Gronk Island.”
The whole thing looks pretty epic, as the promo promises appearances from 3LAU, Waka Flocka Flame, Sammy Adams and, apparently, lots of airhorns. The party even has its own Twitter handle.
The Patriots are hoping to defend their title after winning Super Bowl XLIX, but even if they don’t, it appears their star tight end will be sailing off into the sunset.