Expect to see more of Randy Moss this football season.
Moss probably won’t return to the gridiron — he hasn’t ruled it out — but the future Hall of Fame wide receiver joined the likes of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, New York Giants signal caller Eli Manning and actor Rob Lowe in starring in an “NFL Sunday Ticket” commercial for DirecTV.
Moss, like his predecessors, has an alter ego in the ad. Ladies and gentlemen, meet “Petite Randy Moss.”
The world already knew “Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo,” “Bad Comedian Eli Manning” and a host of strange personas for Mr. Lowe — “Skinny Arms Rob Lowe” might be the best — but “Petite Randy Moss” really offers a goofy spin on the former wideout, whose 6-foot-4 frame was a hallmark of his game.
Welcome to the party, Randy & Randy.
