It should go without saying that you shouldn’t do a dizzy bat in the middle of a parking lot surrounded by cars and buses, but here we are.
Apparently, that’s not as common sense as you might think, especially when alcohol is involved. On Sunday, a Buffalo Bills fan decided to give the old dizzy bat a whirl. Bad idea.
For those who don’t know, a dizzy bat goes as follows: You take a a Wiffle ball bat and cut off the end of it. Then you fill the bat with a beer. Then you tip the bat up and chug the beer. Once you’ve chugged the beer, the bat goes down and you spin around a few times. Finally, someone lobs the empty beer can to you and you try to hit it with the bat. It usually doesn’t go very well.
It went especially poor for a Bills fan Sunday before the team’s blowout win of the Indianapolis Colts. The results were predictable — and presumably painful.
At least the Bills won! Sure, this guy probably doesn’t remember any of it, but at least they won!
H/t to For the Win