Amy Schumer seems like a down-to-earth girl.
She’s funny. She’s candid. She dreams about Tom Brady.
That’s right. The famous actress/comedian has a fantasy about the New England Patriots quarterback. And she revealed it in an article published this week by GQ magazine, which recently named Brady its “GQ Man of the Year.”
Since this is Schumer’s fantasy — not ours — let’s not waste any time. Below is what the “Trainwreck” star wrote about her Brady fantasy, which even includes a reference to his wife, Gisele Bundchen.
“Tom Brady picks me up in a nice car. He says, ‘Get in,’ and I do, and we drive fast. We are listening to some (expletive) on the radio that he likes. Even in my fantasy, I can’t imagine he likes good music. I turn it down and say, ‘Hey, what happened where is your supermodel wife I thought we were all spending the day together?’ and he pulls over and takes my hand and looks in my eyes and says: ‘I didn’t invite her because I wanted to be alone with you. Yes, she is beautiful and the mother of my children, but you are smart and funny and I’ve been waiting to have sex with someone with a real body, a real ass, who has lots of bad angles depending on the lighting, and I want to be with you and not that supermodel who does yoga on the beach a lot.’ I sit silently for a few seconds. Then I get out of the car and apologize for what I have just done to the seat and I run down the highway screaming, ‘I knew it!’ ”
Thumbnail photo via Twitter/@RollingStone
Powered by WordPress.com VIP