Dan Haren Reveals Hilarious, Random Facts About MLB Career On Twitter

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Chicago Cubs pitcher Dan Haren

Photo via Chicago Cubs pitcher Dan Haren

Think you know Dan Haren? Think again.

Haren announced his retirement from Major League Baseball in October after spending 13 seasons split between eight organizations. The 35-year-old isn’t going quietly, though. On Monday, the former big league pitcher decided to reveal a few totally random and hilarious facts about his All-Star career.

Take it away, Dan.

All told, Haren had a pretty good MLB career. He earned three All-Star selections, finished in the top seven in Cy Young voting twice and won 153 games.

Haren clearly saved his best contribution for last, though, as Monday’s self-assessment on Twitter was absolutely awesome.

Thumbnail photo via Jasen Vinlove/USA TODAY Sports Images

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