Miami Marlins second baseman Dee Gordon was suspended 80 games by Major League Baseball on Friday after testing positive for steroids. The reigning National League batting champion says he “did not knowingly” use any prohibited substances, which could be true. Maybe.
We found some other good excuses — er, reasons — other athletes have used after failing their respective drug tests. Check them out in the video above.
Thumbnail photo via Miami Marlins second baseman Dee Gordon