In fact, Parker reportedly injured his eye when bottles began smashing and glass started flying during the late-night melee on Wednesday.
"I was quietly with my friends when a fight broke out. Bottles started flying everywhere. I tried to protect my girlfriend and I got everything," Parker told the French media while wearing sunglasses.
"The cornea is affected," he added. "I can not do anything for seven days. Wear a therapeutic contact lens and I get drops. I was lucky, that I almost had to give me stitches."
According to FOX News, a slew of celebrities, including Mary J. Blige, Trey Songz, Wale, Ne-Yo and Parker were in attendance during the night of the brawl, which took place at W.i.P — a club connected to the much larger Greenhouse Club.
A hat tip to Project Spurs for pointing this story out
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