If there’s one important lesson you kids can learn from the latest NFL fan altercation, it’s “Don’t be that guy who doesn’t have any friends.”
A Buccaneers fan (yes, one fan at an NFL game, by himself — on the road, no less) was handcuffed and dragged out of the Metrodome last week during the Bucs-Vikings game in Minnesota. The fan was celebrating his team’s blowout win in the nosebleed seats, surrounded by Vikings fans when he started talking some smack. Like clockwork, things soon escalated and security ended up winning this one.
For those who don’t feel like watching the full 5:36 from start to finish, here’s the breakdown:
-Bucs score, followed by Bucs fan waiving “bye-bye” to the hundreds of angry Vikings fans surrounding him.
-Female Vikings fan fuels idiot Bucs fan around 1:30.
-Bucs fan pushes Vikes fan at 1:46.
-Hipster Vikes fan intervenes at 1:50 but after no luck of settling down Bucs fan, joins the “A-hole” chant.
-Bucs fan displays awesome head-bobbing/Hulk Hogan taunt dance.
-“Tough guy” Vikings fan decides to show off his “courage” by joining the mayhem for no reason.
-Event staff members roll in at the 3:55 mark, followed shortly thereafter by stadium security.
-Headlocks and handcuffs make an appearance around 4:20.
-Drunk, friendless Bucs fan adds to embarrassment around the 5:00 mark by yelling obscenities while being dragged out of a sporting event.
