Danny Willett’s Brother Wins Internet With Hilarious Masters Live Tweets
Yes, Danny Willett won the Masters on Sunday, but his brother, PJ, won the Internet. And let’s be honest, folks: In the 21st century, winning the Internet is all that matters.
Jordan Spieth’s collapse for the ages on the 12th hole paved the way for Danny Willett to take home the green jacket. And while the Masters was must-watch TV, PJ Willett’s Twitter account was, too, as he live-tweeted his brother’s memorable Sunday.
Willett threw in a few swears, so the following tweets come with a warning. But they’re well worth the read, especially the ones that take shots at Spieth for his pace of play.
https://twitter.com/P_J_Willett/status/719276325442338817
Unbelievable, Jeff. I'm not keeping it together. COOOOOMEEEEE ONNNNNN X#TheMasters #bbcgolf pic.twitter.com/AcE2KrPvvz
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Fuckkkkkkkk#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
If the boy does what he should, I will be able to say 'I've shared a bath with a Masters winners – brilliant#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
My boy has got massive bollocks#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Stand still you pricks#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Just. Hit. The. Green… Please.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
3 putt this & you might as well stay in America.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Green makes you look fat, refuse the jacket.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Spieth, you've won one before, wind your neck in.
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Just downed in one. Work will understand. Behave yourself, Spieth.#bbcgolf pic.twitter.com/Dtcu0bzhVo
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Dan, there has never been a better time to drop the F or C bomb, I'd love it.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
2 birdies from slowpoke and I'll eat my pants.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
There's a fat woman legging it around my house singing. I'm cracking open the passion fruit liqueur.
AHHHHHHHHHHH#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Well done, Dan. X
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Speechless.
I once punched that kid in the head for hurting my pet rat.
Now look.#bbcgolf #TheMasters
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
When I'm too tired to teach a good lesson tomorrow, and some kid spits at me, I'm just gonna smile and say 'I won Twitter' *drops mic
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 11, 2016
What a day for the Willetts.
Thumbnail photo via Rob Schumacher/USA TODAY Sports Images
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