Cubs Will Get Free Lap Dances For Life If They Win 2016 World Series

If the Chicago Cubs are able to climb atop the baseball mountain, there could be plenty of dancing in their future. It might not be the players who do the dancing, though.

Facing a 108-year curse, if Chicago can spoil its fans by knocking off the American League champion Cleveland Indians, V Live, a famous Chicago strip club, is prepared to spoil the Cubs players — for life.

“If the Cubs win the World Series, they will have free lap dances forever,” V Live owner Damon Cobb told TMZ Sports. “This is a very exciting time for Chi-Town.”

To the victors go the spoils, right?

Thumbnail photo via Jerry Lai/USA TODAY Sports Images

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Plymouth State/Boston University product from Wolfeboro, NH, who now is based in Rhode Island. Have worked at NESN since 2016, covering the Patriots since 2021. Might chat your ear off about Disney World, Halo 2, and Lord of the Rings.