The Guiness Book of World Records has called him the most litigious person of all time.
Jonathan Lee Riches — incarcerated at the Federal Medical Center in Lexington, Kentucky until 2012 — has sued everbody: Mike Vick, George W. Bush, Bernie Madoff and Perez Hilton to name a few.
He’s even sued dead people like Plato or inanimate objects like the U.S.S. Cole.
Now, he’s decided to launch an assault on the NBA, making Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, Mark Cuban, Jerry Reinsdorf, and Jerry Buss his newest victims.
The lawsuit is really something else. Riches claims that he and Anthony had a sexual relationship and that he was going to write a tell-all book. He also said that he committed identity theft to buy Anthony GNC vitamins to help Anthony’s basketball career, and that Anthony and Tim Donaghy bet on Nuggets’ games together.
Riches went on to assert that Anthony and Wade are swingers, and that they both did drugs with Kate Moss and steroids with Barry Bonds.
As for Cuban, he claims that the Mavericks owner stole his credit cards to try to buy the Texas Rangers, and that he assaulted him at Dairy Queen.
Buss, Riches said, sold him his sister Jeannie Buss on Ebay, while he claims that Reinsdorf solicited sex from him via eHarmony.com.
Needless to say, Wade, Anthony, and the others probably don’t have to hire lawyers.
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Maybe there is an extra incentive for me to try to win it (the US Open)
again after being two points away last year. It was a disappointing loss
for me. I felt like that was one of the finals I should have
never lost.
—Roger Federer, after winning his third round match
Marc Savard‘s contract issues being resolved may be indicating big things.
“i have a
feeling about this years team,last time i had a feeling that a team is
special was the 2004 red sox,very similer if you look back that team was
coming off the aaron boone home run in the playoffs and were able to
use that as motivation this years bruins team imo will do just
that,strap yourselves in guys/gals this could be the year”
–drd
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