The NFL star (though that term is used loosely after his 831-yard, four-touchdown season) tweeted Monday night that his TV just happened to be on Lifetime, and he just happened to be watching.
“#dontjudgeme But am I the only one watching Craigslist Killer on LifeTime,” Ochocinco tweeted. “Who left my tv on LifeTime any damn way … [stuff’s] interesting though.”
He then accused Evelyn Lozada, she of Basketball Wives fame, of leaving his television tuned to Lifetime.
And he called her a poopie monster.
“@EvelynLozada hey poopie monster, did you leave my tv on Life Time,” he wrote on Twitter. “Not cool but this Craigslist killer is interesting,don’t touch my tv.”
Have you ever used the “my TV just happened to be on Lifetime, so I watched the whole two-hour movie” excuse? Share your thoughts in the comments section below.
“Kinda lonely tonight. I guess I have bad intentions.”
–Brett Favre, allegedly in a text message to a Jets massage therapist in 2008
I wouldn’t want this guy (or gal) to like me.
“Go Back and look this up this isn’t the first time Franklin has been in trouble with the execs at ESPN. This isn’t the 1960’s you can’t say that stuff to co-workers. I like Ron Franklin as an announcer but it is time to put out to pasture”
–ABCD
Hey, Michelle Tafoya, it looks like Jim Harbaugh doesn’t want to talk to you. Burned.
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