Dirk Nowitzki: Winning NBA Title ‘Might Land Me a Kardashian Sister’

There are plenty of perks to winning an NBA title — the free meals, the expensive champagne, the TV appearances and the months of offseason fame.

But will bagging an NBA title get you a no-talent reality TV star? We’ll soon find out, as Mavericks forward and series MVP Dirk Nowitzki‘s No. 1 “Good thing about winning an NBA championship” was: “It might land me a Kardashian sister.”

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If you won a professional championship, wouldn’t a Kardashian sister be the last thing you would want?

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“I smell like I’m in high school.”
–Tim Thomas, after a teammate dumped beer on his head during a postgame interview on Wednesday night

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Once again, NESN saves the day.

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I’ve got a very good feeling that “Stan” will be making plenty of appearances at downtown and North End watering holes all summer long. In case you were one of the 13 people who weren’t at Tia’s on Thursday afternoon, don’t worry — your Facebook picture will be of “that time I saw the Cup at ______ Bar” in no time.