"We don't believe you, Mr. Longoria," we can imagine the officers saying, "Ricky Williams no longer lives in Florida."
In March, the rented home of Rays teammates Longoria, David Price and Reid Brignac was robbed. The three were sharing a home in Port Charlotte, Fla., during spring training.
Recently, cops announced arrests in connection with the crime and reported that they were able to recover the stolen goods. Among them were watches, computers, an Xbox 360, Longoria's AK-47 and a container of pot.
"We've decided, obviously, the three of us as a group and the organization as a whole, to just let the police do their job and us to keep that to ourselves," Longoria said prior to Friday's game against the Yankees. "We're just not going to make a comment."