His best advice? Start praying.
"Say three 'Hail Marys' and four 'Our Fathers,'" Lynch wrote. "And then pray some more."
Lynch's actual football advice was as basic as it comes — hit Brady as much as possible, jam the receivers at the line, tackle ball carriers, score points — and just served as further proof that to beat this team's offense in 2011, it's going to take a little more than strategy. It may take some divine intervention.