Tiger Woods’ Mistress Rachel Uchitel ‘Almost Happy’ Fiance James Andrew O’Grady Died on 9/11 Because ‘He Was Too Good’

In a warped twist of logic, Rachel Uchitel, one of Tiger Woods‘ many mistresses, believes 9/11 saved her from an unfortunate end to her marriage. Or something like that.

Uchitel, in an interview with the New York Post’s Page Six Magazine due out Thursday, says the Sept. 11, 2001 death of her fiance, investment banker James Andrew O’Grady, was meant to be.

If O’Grady hadn’t died, Uchitel tells Page Six, the Woods scandal or other differences would have led to a messy divorce. To be fair, though, it’s difficult to guess her meaning.

“I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good,” Uchitel is quoted as saying. “I’m almost happy it ended the way it did because I’ve learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced.”

Yup, that would have been tragic. Almost as tragic as, well, death.