Albert Pujols Cardinals Fathead Price Slashed to $31.41 to Reflect Slugger’s Age, Contract

Dan Gilbert is up to his old tricks.

The Fathead primary owner, who cut the price of the LeBron James Cavaliers fatheads to just $17.41 (1741 being the birth year of Benedict Arnold), has cut his Albert Pujols Cardinals prices to an interesting number, reports NBC Sports.

Pujols, 31-years-old, just reportedly signed a 10-year deal, meaning he'll be 41 when it's all said and done. The Cavs owner decided to have some fun while attempting to push some old Pujuls Fatheads, so he slashed the price from $99 to $31.41.

Very clever, Dan.