Canucks Pastries, Like the Team, Are ‘Cheap, Flakey and Have Many Holes’ (Caption Contest)

Below are the Thursday #NESNcaption Caption Contest winners for the Canucks pastries.

Nick Inzalaco Wait until they've gone stale, and then throw them through a store window!

Danny Bowen Eat with caution: Choking hazard.

Gaetano Guy Zagami They're light, fluffy, delicate powder puffs…. But enough about Vancouver's hokey team how about those pastries????

Brian T. Seward Warning: this pastry may bite your fingers, talk smack and make illegal hits. Consume at your own risk.

Dennis Grassini I thought the Sedin girls were twins not triplets!

Photo via Twitter/Darren Rovell