Mike Tyson Returns Evander Holyfield’s Ear, Brett Favre Turns Down Pie in Awesome New Foot Locker Ad (Video)

What would life be like if all was right in the world? Foot Locker took a stab at the idea, and it got pretty close.

In a new ad, Cavaliers point guard Kyrie Irving shows off some new shoes, saying they’re so perfect that all seems right with the world. That, in turn, sets off a montage of sports wrongs done right.

Mike Tyson shows up on Evander Holyfield’s doorstep and returns his ear. Brett Favre pushes back a half-eaten piece of pie, saying one has to know when it’s time to stop. Craig Sager burns his suits. (Craig Sager burns his suits!) Dennis Rodman goes to North Korea and doesn’t book a flight back.

Sounds like a perfect world, all right.

Check it out in the video below.