Astros Fan Tops 50 Cent, Miss Texas For Year’s Worst First Pitch (Video)

Stop the fight. We have a winner.

The 2014 Major League Baseball season has seen the full gamut of terrible, horrible, no good, very bad ceremonial first pitches, but the one tossed out Tuesday by one “lucky” Houston Astros fan takes the cake.

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That was more of a slam dunk/volleyball spike, and it’s never a good sign when the ball hits the ground before it even leaves the mound, but at least she had a sense of humor about it.

50 Cent, you officially are off the hook.