Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz has enjoyed tremendous success against the Baltimore Orioles of late.
On Friday, Big Papi belted two home runs — including a game-winning two-run shot in the 10th inning — against the O’s at Camden Yards. On Saturday, Ortiz picked up where he left off with another two-run homer in the first inning.
Soon after Papi’s long ball, someone took to Wikipedia to declare Ortiz the new owner of the Orioles franchise.
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From clutch homers to owning professional sports franchises, David Ortiz apparently does it all.
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