Jeff Gordon Races Tricycle On Court During Spurs-Wizards Game (Video)

Pro tip: Don’t challenge a NASCAR champion to a race, even if it’s only tricycles.

Four-time Winston Cup Series champion Jeff Gordon took to the court at halftime of the Washington Wizards’ game against the San Antonio Spurs on Tuesday, only on a very different vehicle than his No. 24 AARP Drive to End Hunger Hendrick Motorsports Chevrolet SS.

Even with one fewer wheel than he’s used to having, Gordon smoked the unfortunate victim chosen to race against him. Not even a new set of Goodyear tires and a track bar adjustment would have saved the poor kid matched up against him.