“Thursday Night Football” is back, and so are the NFL’s lovely “Color Rush” uniforms.
All 32 Color Rush uniforms — designed by Nike –were revealed Tuesday so, naturally, NESN.com’s Pat Bradley and Cameron McDonough decided to rank them from worst to best.
We should note, though, that six teams — the New York Jets, Cleveland Browns, Los Angeles Rams, Atlanta Falcons, Houston Texans and Arizona Cardinals — will wear white for their Thursday night games to avoid confusion for those who are colorblind. The Indianapolis Colts, Washington Redskins and Detroit Lions also won’t wear them because their Thanksgiving games aren’t Color Rush contests.
Without further ado, let’s get to the rankings.
HORRIBLE
32. Jacksonville Jaguars
Pat: This is such a missed opportunity. Teal is the best color in the Jaguars’ uniform, and instead they chose to go with the ugliest shade of mustard yellow to ever grace the Earth. These are disgusting, and they’re the same uniforms as last year. Cam likes the helmets, but I’m too blinded by the rest of the ugliness to notice.
Cam: My first reaction to seeing these uniforms is somewhere between bawling uncontrollably and puking (maybe both?), but for some reason I don’t mind the Jaguars’ helmets.
31. Washington Redskins
#Redskins color rush uniform. Sorry, but I think it's amazing awful and I need 2 XXL Tress Way jerseys immediately. pic.twitter.com/9Hn8499Izo
— Otto (@bannednDC) September 13, 2016
Pat: Remember the Super Bowl 50 commercial that had the weiner dogs in hot dog costumes running towards people in ketchup and mustard costumes? This year, they should replace those people with Redskins players in color rush uniforms. But hey, at least if football doesn’t work out they can be McDonald’s spokesmen.
30. Miami Dolphins
Light Up Thursday Night on September 29th.#ColorRush pic.twitter.com/iDZhcBd32y
— Miami Dolphins (@MiamiDolphins) September 13, 2016
Pat: There are good shades of orange and bad shades of orange. The Dolphins chose the bad shade of orange, and once again another team ignored the opportunity for some awesome neon teal uniforms. The special effects in the promo above make them look better than Nike’s official photos do.
Cam: The Dolphins have so many fun possibilities with their color scheme, yet they choose this. Sigh.
PRETTY BAD (ALL BLACK)
29. San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco will year their black alts for their #ColorRush game #GoNiners pic.twitter.com/wLFczWw5yT
— Uniform Drip (@UniformDrip) September 13, 2016
Cam: Among the several all-black “Color Rush” uniforms, this one stands out — and not in a good way. The 49ers are one of the most iconic football teams of all time, yet this is the best they could come up with?
28. Pittsburgh Steelers
NEW Color Rush uniform for Steelers, to be worn on Christmas Day vs. Ravens. pic.twitter.com/HBglMnAHkA
— Uni Watch (@UniWatch) September 13, 2016
Pat: These are terrible. Why ruin such an iconic jersey? This looks like a fake jersey you find on the discount rack at Marshall’s with iron-on numbers.
Cam: The more I look at this, the more it grows on me (Don’t tell Pat).
27. Cleveland Browns
https://twitter.com/MoGe_Ez/status/775794203116863488
Pat: With all due respect to this Twitter user, America is lucky that the Browns will wear all white for their matchup against the Ravens instead of these hideous uniforms.
26. Detroit Lions
Detroit looking MEAN with an all black uni! #OnePride #ColorRush pic.twitter.com/fT7I4so7X5
— Uniform Drip (@UniformDrip) September 13, 2016
Pat: I actually don’t hate these, and enjoy the way the Honolulu Blue pops. But I was overruled by Cam and NESN’s resident Lions fan, Jeff Hancock.
Cam: If Jeff doesn’t like it, then I must agree.
25. Arizona Cardinals
The Cardinals have Black unis for one color rush game, and all-white aways for another! #BeRedSeeRed #ColorRush pic.twitter.com/4Cwxw7HiBH
— Uniform Drip (@UniformDrip) September 13, 2016
Pat: These kind of look like Louisville football uniforms, but we actually think they look pretty nice. Still, black isn’t really a color.
24. Philadelphia Eagles
https://twitter.com/jmattjmattjmatt/status/775711845357383680
Cam: These are all black, but also like a regular uniform, so we didn’t know what to do.
BORING
(NORMAL UNIFORMS)
T23. Indianapolis Colts, Green Bay Packers, Chicago Bears, Kansas City Chiefs, Houston Texans
Way to be original, guys.
(ALL WHITE)
18. New York Giants
Giants unveil new color rush uniforms! READ: https://t.co/RZV4xYgbWE #TNF #ColorRush pic.twitter.com/RJeU4H1Wra
— New York Giants (@Giants) September 13, 2016
Cam: My first reaction to this choice can best be describe in one word — Meh. It’s certainly not bad by any stretch, but we’re supposed to have fun with these uniforms, and this is more playing it safe.
17. Cincinnati Bengals
We’ll be looking 🔥 🔥 🔥 for Thursday Night Football 😎 #TNF #ColorRush#WhoDey pic.twitter.com/WvrmUJ39DN
— Cincinnati Bengals (@Bengals) September 13, 2016
Pat: Maybe they should change their name to the Cincinnati Siberian Tigers.
16. Dallas Cowboys
The #DallasCowboys will once again don their Color Rush uniforms this season on #TNF
👀: https://t.co/gn2p1D8OYk pic.twitter.com/amM95s6Suk
— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) September 13, 2016
Cam: I have to admit, when I first saw these uniforms on Thanksgiving Day last year, I was pretty impressed. We had seen some awful Color Rush options in the prior weeks, and this just looked so much better to me. It’s by no means a bold choice, but it works.
15. Oakland Raiders
Color Rush Dec. 8: Raiders (white) at Chiefs (red). pic.twitter.com/oIjcHwIJAa
— Uni Watch (@UniWatch) September 13, 2016
Pat: The silver just looks good with the white.
14. New Orleans Saints
https://twitter.com/NFL_Leaks/status/775435726406037504
Cam: This just looks so cool. The stripes with the white works perfectly, and it’s definitely the best of the all-white options.
MEH
13. Atlanta Falcons
⚪️ – This year
🔴 – In the FutureCheck out our #ColorRush uniforms that @Nike designed. pic.twitter.com/PbsHeMkuIH
— Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) September 13, 2016
Cam: These aren’t bad, but they also are pretty bland compared to some of the other uniforms revealed Tuesday.
12. New York Jets
https://twitter.com/KofieYeboah/status/775734490891165696
Cam: Christmas will come early this Thursday when the Jets don similar Color Rush uniforms from last year’s contest against the Bills. But maybe this is one Christmas present we could do without.
NOT TOO SHABBY
11. San Diego Chargers
🔵All in the details🔵 #ColorRush #TNF pic.twitter.com/WTzq7XRzDT
— Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) September 13, 2016
Cam: The helmets aren’t the greatest, but the lightning bolts on the jersey and pants look sleek.
10. New England Patriots
Promo pics for Texans/Pats Color Rush game 9/22 show both teams in blue – can't be right. Changes presumably coming. pic.twitter.com/xNQrms8Ed3
— Uni Watch (@UniWatch) September 13, 2016
Pat: We don’t hate them, but we don’t love them either. They actually kind of look like Houston Texans jerseys, which is weird, because they’re playing Houston when they wear these
Cam: I just feel like this was a lost opportunity. They certainly aren’t bad, but I would have preferred Pat the Patriot to be incorporated somehow.
9. Buffalo Bills
Pat: Oh, the Starbucks holiday cup uniforms. I don’t like the helmets, but the bright red actually isn’t terrible.
GLORIOUS
8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Color Rush Nov. 3: Falcons (white) at Bucs (red). pic.twitter.com/93e3J7V73P
— Uni Watch (@UniWatch) September 13, 2016
Pat: Jameis Winston and the Bucs got their fourth straight win over the Falcons because of these uniforms. They’ll go for No. 5 when they take the field in Week 9. Seriously, Atlanta, it was this easy. The red is a crisp shade, the charcoal letters pop with the outline. These are terrific.
7. Minnesota Vikings
You're going to 💜 our Color Rush uniforms for our 12/1 game.
PHOTOS: https://t.co/HNGFfmUcqS pic.twitter.com/pbXD7klNRx
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) September 13, 2016
Cam: The all-purple definitely is unique, but in a good way. And the yellow stripes on the pants and shoulders compliment the purple well.
6. Carolina Panthers
Week 11: #TNF
🔵 All 🔵 Blue 🔵 Everything 🔵#ColorRush pic.twitter.com/oxuz9q3V8A
— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) September 13, 2016
Cam: If it’s good enough for Luke Kuechly, then it’s good enough for me.
5. Tennessee Titans
All light blue everything.#ColorRush is coming to Nashville October 27!#TNF #TitanUp pic.twitter.com/aHuZglPJe7
— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) September 13, 2016
Cam: This is pretty much the same as last year, but why change a good thing?
4. Denver Broncos
3️⃣0️⃣ days
Get yours » https://t.co/tq68rCyzww#ColorRush pic.twitter.com/BEWAv8aX3P
— Denver Broncos (@Broncos) September 13, 2016
Cam: Now this orange is what we’re talking about — sorry, Dolphins. And the best part is the throwback “D” on the helmet.
3. Baltimore Ravens
🔥🔥🔥
📄: https://t.co/MX4OKxaDYI pic.twitter.com/aPGUdXlwD5
— Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) September 13, 2016
Cam: Pat said he usually isn’t a fan of purple, but this version with the gold works perfectly.
2. Los Angeles Rams
LA Rams will retain their slick Yellow #ColorRush unis from last year, will also have an all-white! #MobSquad pic.twitter.com/WcBjEMR1R3
— Uniform Drip (@UniformDrip) September 13, 2016
Pat: While watching “Monday Night Football” during Week 1, I actually was trying to figure out why L.A. isn’t wearing these beauties instead of the boring old St. Louis version they’ve worn for the entire 21st century. I don’t even like the color yellow that much, but I can’t deny that these rock. Unfortunately, they’ll be wearing a white version during their color rush game.
1. Seattle Seahawks
Turn up the Green. Increase the intensity. #ActionGreenhttps://t.co/4pBhAFYmib pic.twitter.com/8MnHtKCJLH
— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) September 13, 2016
Pat: There are no words to describe how incredibly perfect these are. Well, no words we can type in this post, at least.
Cam: These might be the most beautiful jerseys of all time. I simply can’t describe how much I love these. It’s just pure beauty.
Thumbnail photo via Reinhold Matay/USA TODAY Sports Images