The NBA has a legitimate cereal problem on its hands.
One of the most bizarre Twitter wars you’ll ever see broke out Thursday, as a slew of NBA teams exchanged Photoshopped images of cereal boxes redesigned to incorporate popular players. It all started with the Cleveland Cavaliers and second-year guard Kay Felder.
(Warning: If puns aren’t your thing, you might want to look away.)
Anyone enjoying their #NBACereals this morning? We started the day with a bowl of Special Kay 🤘🏾 pic.twitter.com/DkVMVlDX2O
— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) August 10, 2017
Then, the floodgates opened.
That sounds like a good one, but have you ever tried Honey Bunches of GOATS? #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/CMNIK0C9WP
— Atlanta Hawks (@ATLHawks) August 10, 2017
We’re picking up what you’re putting down… #TBT to Glen Rice Krispies #NBACereal pic.twitter.com/bUFYKsogmk
— Charlotte Hornets (@hornets) August 10, 2017
We are getting dunk-a-tized this morning in Orlando 💪 #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/SdEo3JPJj2
— Orlando Magic (@OrlandoMagic) August 10, 2017
Nothing like starting off your morning with a bowl of Frosted Blakes! #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/2bHDr58cf8
— LA Clippers (@LAClippers) August 10, 2017
We thought we’d add a little #TBT to our #NBACereals this morning! pic.twitter.com/WQx5PcVvMg
— Dallas Mavericks (@dallasmavs) August 10, 2017
You guys have cereals, we have Fruit Hoops. #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/EjkWglCUzf
— Denver Nuggets (@nuggets) August 10, 2017
How about a cereal classic and a spoonful of 💥KABATUM!💥 #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/IjH7CBgQo0
— Charlotte Hornets (@hornets) August 10, 2017
You can't start your day without a bowl of Honey Nut Felicios! #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/Wu8G5zQMBb
— Chicago Bulls (@chicagobulls) August 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/MiamiHEAT/status/895675879195418624
Those both look delicious, we had some Ott-O's this morning! #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/e2Xu80Flbv
— Washington Wizards (@WashWizards) August 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/SacramentoKings/status/895667765675040768
Actually, we have…#NBACereals pic.twitter.com/iOcmjjXzqw
— Chicago Bulls (@chicagobulls) August 10, 2017
While you guys get all hyped up on sugar, we'll be over here enjoying a classic bowl of HavliChex #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/9hxtvFpfXq
— Boston Celtics (@celtics) August 10, 2017
Delicious, but we're sticking with the OG: Cap'n Clutch. #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/iZteE4pLXK
— Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) August 10, 2017
A 2016-17 favorite. #NBACereals pic.twitter.com/JlRqX3ofFa
— Philadelphia 76ers (@sixers) August 10, 2017
What on Earth just happened?
It’s tough to decide who came out on top here, but here’s our unofficial top three:
1. Boston Celtics – “Havli-Chex”
2. Chicago Bulls – “Honey Nut Felicios”
3. Orlando Magic – “Cap’n Dunks”
The only certain thing in all this milky mess is that the Denver Nuggets are the unquestioned losers. How do you not even bring an actual cereal box to #NBACereals? Pure laziness.